There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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