YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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