So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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