I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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