Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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