i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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