We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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