everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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