Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Floor bacon is actually really good
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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