i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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