Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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