So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
