I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
you didnt know i had herpes?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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