Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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