I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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