No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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