the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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