He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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