GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize