woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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