I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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