we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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