you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
sarcasm needs its own font
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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