just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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