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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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