About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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