i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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