I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My vagina just recognized that song.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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