i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
