I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
She's JV to your varsity
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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