Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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