You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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