Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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