How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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