You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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