Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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