So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Randomize
