Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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