Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So much rum. So many feels.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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