Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You don't make any sense
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