She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
