he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
now i know why i became what i already was.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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