question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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