Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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