I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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