lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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