I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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