White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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