the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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