honey bunches of taint.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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