i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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