By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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