you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Too much gin, very little bucket
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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