You work out of a Hotel?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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