We got so high we made milksteak
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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